新年快樂！

祝大家﹕新春大吉、萬事如意、身壯力健、馬到功成！
以下是小弟收到的祝福，因內容有趣，所以和大家分享，更希望大家看後都帶着微笑迎新春！（注﹕原文似為女子著作，所以某些字眼與小弟的略有出入。）

過去的一年裡，多少有得罪大家的地方，但是請大家相信：
我還是溫柔的，請不要生我的氣！

因為有時迫不得已，火燒屁股的時候，難免脾氣不好！

因此 請大家消消火，

拿出大俠風範，別計較嘛！！

很快要過年了，

不論是趕著結婚！
返鄉回家！
到處兜風！
或外出旅遊，
都真心 希望大家開心！！

別忘了偶而也來我信箱灌灌水！
祝福大家在新的一年 裡百尺竿頭！
財源廣進！！
找到真愛！！

Bitchology

Got the following from a treasured friend of mine. She shares the same view. It put a smile on my face. Yeah! Good for you, Bitch!

BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs,
they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love,
they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way,
they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.

It means I live my life MY way.

It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it,
I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.


I'm outspoken, opinionated and determined.
I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

You won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.

I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

"If you can't do something right, get a woman to do it."

售完即止

十點五在大圍落巴士，由大埔墟出來有點肚餓，經過一間叫「食神」嘅茶餐廳見例個牌寫住「宵夜特價﹕豉油王抄河 $10 下午十時半開始 售完即止」。心想﹕「應該有掛」，便走進去向伙記問有冇。點知佢話﹕「十蚊嗰隻就冇，三十蚊就有」，我話﹕「乜唔係十點半問始咩？而且先十點半！」，佢話﹕「時有時冇」

原來我嘅中文差到咁，連 售完即止＝時有時冇＝揾笨都吹佢唔漲 都唔知！
又可能十蚊用嗰隻冒牌豉油用完掛！

husband vs. lover vs. boyfriend

From Kelvin's blog: Just thought I should share it with you.

老公 vs 情人 vs 男友

" 男人喜歡把女人分類，嚷著情人和老婆是大不同的，在情人的挑選上，總是不外乎要漂亮、有話題、學識豐富…；老婆的條件上，總是居家、節省、最好還會燒一手好菜…。想婚的女人，總是不停的檢示著自己，哪點還沒做足？那點還需要補強加分…，有著一條條做『好老婆』的自我約束….

我經常納悶，為何只有男人愛講這些？女人就像該被擺佈？我對她們說：『找情人，最好是帥的、SENSE夠的、聊天話題廣的….抽煙、喝酒都無所謂，最好還知道那邊好玩；而找老公，最好是全身家樂福牌，省錢又大方→省自己卻對老婆很大方…，帥只能看一年，一年後變成自己擔心他會被搶走。最好是不要抽煙，喝酒…賭博也覺得無聊…能夠聊天願意聽自己講話抱怨，那就是超完美老公了！』

女人網路日誌
-Source Unknown-

Look at the brighter side

Just finished a 5 hour scout leaders' meeting.

We were preparing assessment reports for our scouts.

Our scheme was : Strengths, Weaknesses and remarks.

Trying to look for complements to support some of our scouts was a tough process. However, it was worth it. It simply made us feel better by reminding us to appreciate their strengths. I guess we just needed to be reminded our how great kids they are.

Same could be said with the some other people in my life. I guess I just have to be reminded how great they are. I should look past their weaknesses and deep inside them.

Bonjour!

Bonjour madame et monsieur !
Je suis étudiant en Français.

Welcome to 2006

This year's celebration is certainly much less enjoyable for me than last year's, as M_whiz would agree.

Last year's great start had me ended up with not a great year.

This year's was still better than I expected though.
I just hope that this year will be just that... better than I expected.

Welcome to the New Year, everyone!

Good Luck. Take Care.